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Book Synopsis: After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: “That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.” “Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.” “The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.” More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
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Looking for a hilarious and relatable read? Look no further than "Sh*t My Dad Says." This uproarious memoir chronicles the outrageous and humorous musings of Sam Halpern, a seventy-three-year-old father who never holds back. Whether he's dishing out life advice or hilariously blunt insults, Sam's unfiltered wisdom will leave you in stitches. Join the over a million followers who have already fallen in love with Mr. Halpern's unforgettable quotes.
In this laugh-out-loud coming-of-age memoir, author Justin Halpern takes you on a journey filled with memorable moments. From Little League games to family road trips, Justin shares the chaos and hilarity that often ensue in the Halpern household. But it's not just about the laughs. "Sh*t My Dad Says" is also a heartfelt exploration of the father-son relationship, capturing the ups and downs and the bond that withstands it all.
Don't miss out on this must-read book that's taking the world by storm. Bursting with wit, humor, and a touch of sentimentality, "Sh*t My Dad Says" is sure to become a new favorite on your bookshelf. Order your copy today and discover why it's become a cultural sensation. You won't be able to put it down!
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