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Book Synopsis: NOW PROFESSIONALLY EDITED! As of October 3, 2022 we have professional edits, baby!
Second born children are what professionals call “spirited.” This unique grouping of children have the potential to ruin you mentally, emotionally, spiritually and financially. Here are some tried and true tips for keeping that second born of yours out of the US prison system and time out and into something that doesn't involve fire. Recommended for parents, teachers, grandparents (even those who are dishonest about their second born grandchild's nature) and all those who come into contact with this spicy demographic.
NEW: Journal prompts allow this book to double as a baby book for your second born. We both know you don't have one.
This book will teach you how to raise a child who has no problem slapping you in public.
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Are you tired of constantly worrying about your second born child? Do you want to make sure they stay out of trouble and steer clear of the prison system? Look no further than Second Born Lunatics: Hot Tips for Keeping Your Second Born Child Out of Prison. Our professionally edited book provides essential guidance to help you navigate the unique challenges of raising a spirited second born child.
With this invaluable resource, you'll learn proven strategies to prevent your child from wreaking havoc on your mental, emotional, spiritual, and financial well-being. Our expert-backed tips will empower you to take charge and guide your second born towards a brighter future that doesn't involve fire.
But that's not all. We've now incorporated journal prompts to transform this book into a meaningful keepsake for your second born. Capture their precious memories and milestones while equipping yourself with the necessary knowledge to raise a child who fearlessly speaks their mind, even in public.
This book is a must-have for parents, teachers, grandparents (including those who may be hiding the true nature of their second born grandchild), and anyone who interacts with this lively demographic. Don't miss out on this opportunity to make a positive impact on your second born's life.
Ready to take the first step towards a brighter future for your second born? Grab your copy of Second Born Lunatics: Hot Tips for Keeping Your Second Born Child Out of Prison now and witness the transformative power of understanding and guidance. Order yours today!
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