Whatever You Do, Don't Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide

Name: Whatever You Do, Don't Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide
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Book Synopsis: A new and expanded edition of Peter Allison’s hilarious, highly original collection of essays based on the Botswana truism: “Only food runs!” With biting wit and tales of outrageous adventure, Peter Allison gives us a safari guide’s first-hand account of working in the African bush. Allison regales us with stories about confronting the world’s fiercest terrain of wild animals and, most terrifying of all, managing herds of gaping tourists run amok. His humor is exceeded only by his love and respect for the animals of the Kalahari. As a top safari guide, he knows he serves the whims of his wealthy clients, yet he often has to stop the impulse to run as far away from them as he can. When this isn’t possible, his goal is to limit any negative exposure to humans by planning trips that are minimally invasive—unfortunately it doesn’t always work out that way. With much good-natured scorn for himself, no one but Peter Allison could make up these outrageous-but-true tales! Read more

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Embark on a wild adventure through the African bush with Peter Allison's captivating tales in "Whatever You Do, Don't Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide." Discover the essence of the Botswana truism: "Only food runs!" Let Allison's biting wit and outrageous stories of survival amidst wild animals entertain and thrill you. This new and expanded edition is a must-read for anyone who craves adventure and humor!

Experience the thrill of working in the world's fiercest terrain alongside a safari guide who knows no fear. Peter Allison's firsthand accounts will have you laughing out loud as he navigates through herds of gaping tourists while managing the unpredictable African wildlife. His love and respect for the animals of the Kalahari shine through in every page, making this book a delightful and eye-opening read.

Join Peter Allison on a journey like no other as he shares his top safari guide secrets and hilarious escapades. Laugh, cringe, and gasp as he deals with eccentric clients and unexpected situations. With a mix of humor, wit, and deep affection for the wildlife, this book is a rare gem that will keep you turning the pages eagerly, hungry for more!

Are you ready to dive headfirst into the world of a Botswana safari guide? Don't miss out on the opportunity to immerse yourself in the wild and untamed African bush through Peter Allison's captivating stories. Get your copy of "Whatever You Do, Don't Run" now and embark on an unforgettable adventure of a lifetime!

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