2024 Planner Warning: Contains Strong Language, Sarcastic Humor, Badass Positivity, Use Without Caution: Funny Organizer With Over 100 Swear Word Affirmations and Motivational Quotations

2024 Planner Warning: Contains Strong Language, Sarcastic Humor, Badass Positivity, Use Without Caution: Funny Organizer With Over 100 Swear Word Affirmations and Motivational Quotations

Book Synopsis: [Warning! This planner is only for women who love f-bombs and swearing. UNCENSORED pages]

You are f*cking amazing! And you deserve a planner that really gets that. This swearing 2024 Planner was made for you! It's funny as hell and filled with strong sweary language and badass positivity. If you love sweary affirmations, motivational quotations, and sarcastic humor, you’ll love starting your day with quotes like:

You are a f*cking delight

Think big. Start small. Keep f*cking going.

You could teach a badass masterclass

Invest in yourself. Think of it as B*tchcoin.

Remember your "Why" so you can power through your "What the f*cks?!"

And many more! NEW in 2024 - Over 100 swear word quotes that will spark laughter and happiness

This sweary 2024 Planner is more than funny. It will also keep you organized AF. Inside, you'll discover everything you need to get more sh*t done with less stress:

Bold Professional Cover Design - You'll love using this humorous parody design of a warning sign with bold pink and white text on a glossy black finish. It's the kind of design that will have your friends asking, "Hey! Where'd you get that!?"

Attractive, Spacious Format – Clear 8 x 10” page spreads make it easy to write down all your tasks, schedule notes, diary appointments, and more so you can be productive as hell.

Dated Calendars, Important Dates & Planning Spreads – Includes 2024-2025 reference calendars, Important Dates pages for key events, like birthdays and anniversaries, dated monthly calendar grids, major holidays (US, UK, CA), and weekly and daily planning pages so you never miss important sh*t.

Goal Setting and Gratitude Prompts – What goals will you crush with our awesomeness? What are you f*cking grateful for? Writing that sh*t down is a sure-fire way to boost your success and happiness!

Sh*t List– You don't have time for a**holes! With this hilarious list of insults and comebacks, you can clap back and keep going.

BONUS Gift - New in 2024, this planner includes a printable set of 48 Sweary Affirmation Cards in beautiful, watercolor designs! These colorful cards feature positive, profanity-spiced messages that will brighten any day. Yes, even the ones that are complete sh*tshows! Note: You will receive a high-quality, color PDF file so you can print the cards at home or use a printing service.

You deserve a 2024 that’s as f*cking awesome as you are. This planner was made to help you laugh and crush your goals. Go to the top of the screen and click the "Buy Now" button!